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Most Primitive: 174thMost Ignorant Citizens: 192ndLargest Mining Sector: 193rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
باقية وتتوسع!
Mao Zedong
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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United Kingdom of British Isles

Population9.13 billion

CapitalTijuana
LeaderMao Zedong
FaithIslam

CurrencyBolívar
AnimalMosquito

The Republic of United Kingdom of British Isles is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mao Zedong with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.13 billion Britishers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tijuana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,063 trillion Bolívars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 226,014 Bolívars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 703,273 per year while the poor average 55,847, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, and beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Kingdom of British Isles's national animal is the Mosquito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

United Kingdom of British Isles is ranked 104,285th in the world and 1,390th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,058.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 174thMost Ignorant Citizens: 192ndLargest Mining Sector: 193rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 357thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 451stMost Avoided: 459thFattest Citizens: 536thMost Devout: 792ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,186thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,658thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,843rdLargest Black Market: 3,236thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,493rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,665thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,982ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,472ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,645thHighest Economic Output: 13,656thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,763rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,922ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,519thLargest Retail Industry: 16,255thNudest: 16,817thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,845thMost Armed: 18,367thMost Patriotic: 18,465thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,132ndMost Conservative: 21,617thMost Efficient Economies: 22,805thLargest Governments: 24,003rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,246thMost Stationary: 32,181stHighest Drug Use: 33,482nd
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Most Primitive: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 61st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87th in the regionRudest Citizens: 101st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 190th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 220th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 257th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 264th in the regionMost Armed: 293rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 315th in the regionMost Stationary: 331st in the regionMost Conservative: 348th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 385th in the regionMost Patriotic: 400th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 431st in the regionNudest: 447th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 477th in the region

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