The Kingdoms and Fiefs of United Honestly Happy Tribes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Only One The Only Best King Booba with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.858 billion Honestly Happy Aborigines are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isla Pineapplemelonica. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Honestly Happy Aboriginal economy, worth 405 trillion bananaberries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,594 bananaberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Only One The Only Best King Booba is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, glue production is at an all-time high, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks", and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Honestly Happy Tribes's national animal is the rhinocelephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Only One The Only Best King Booba.

United Honestly Happy Tribes is ranked 8,519^th in the world and 1^st in States of Spiritual Incarceration for Most Authoritarian, with 5,270.07 milliStalins.