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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,707thMost Pacifist: 1,721stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,156th
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United Grisstonia

Population16.654 billion

CapitalUrbana
LeaderKing Albus III
FaithOld Reformed Catholic Church

CurrencyGrissom Pound
AnimalGrasshopper

The Kingdom of United Grisstonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Albus III with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.654 billion United Grisstonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbana. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient United Grisstonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,547 trillion Grissom Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,960 Grissom Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and a flying elephant and King Albus III share the same nickname. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Grisstonia's national animal is the Grasshopper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Old Reformed Catholic Church.

United Grisstonia is ranked 22,206th in the world and 1st in United Kingdoms of Grisstonia for Most Stationary, with 1,524.064128765 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,707thMost Pacifist: 1,721stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,156thNicest Citizens: 2,194thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,363rdSafest: 2,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,613thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,055thHighest Food Quality: 3,366thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,367thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,413thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,505thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,739thLowest Crime Rates: 3,847thMost Cultured: 3,902ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,124thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,148thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,289thHealthiest Citizens: 4,368thMost Developed: 4,938thLargest Governments: 4,942ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,650thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,289thSmartest Citizens: 6,925thBest Weather: 6,986thHighest Economic Output: 8,986thMost Influential: 10,670thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,186thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,274thMost Efficient Economies: 14,389thTop
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Most Devout: 15,376thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,546thHighest Average Incomes: 21,188thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,571stMost Stationary: 22,206thLargest Populations: 22,462ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,878th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Grisstonia, a flying elephant and King Albus III share the same nickname.
  • : Following new legislation in United Grisstonia, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Following new legislation in United Grisstonia, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in United Grisstonia, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : United Grisstonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : United Grisstonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in United Grisstonia, a passport is literally priceless.
  • : United Grisstonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in United Grisstonia, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in United Grisstonia, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.

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