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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,270thLowest Crime Rates: 1,661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,879th
The Military Congress of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Fortitudo et Securitas pro re publica
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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United Federation Of Pancakes

Population18.427 billion

CapitalMaple Wood
LeaderGeneral Black Jack
FaithThe Order of Maple

CurrencyMaple Syrup
AnimalPancakes

The Military Congress of United Federation Of Pancakes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Black Jack with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.427 billion Pancakesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maple Wood. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pancakesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,098 trillion Maple Syrups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 222,403 Maple Syrups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Pancakesian military, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Federation Of Pancakes's national animal is the Pancakes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Maple.

United Federation Of Pancakes is ranked 263,747th in the world and 225th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.38 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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