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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,004thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,310thLargest Black Market: 13,595th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Feck off, we're full
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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United Dirtpile

Population7.44 billion

CapitalWonderland
FaithSolarism

Currencybongbucks
Animaljabberwocky

The Holy Empire of United Dirtpile is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.44 billion United Dirtpileans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wonderland. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The United Dirtpilean economy, worth 601 trillion bongbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,895 bongbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", even secular United Dirtpileans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout United Dirtpile after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Dirtpile's national animal is the jabberwocky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solarism.

United Dirtpile is ranked 205,418th in the world and 5,266th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 41.65543861828 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,004thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,310thLargest Black Market: 13,595thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,647thBest Weather: 16,461stMost Patriotic: 17,260thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,405thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,496thMost Cultured: 18,508thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,501stLongest Average Lifespans: 25,093rdMost Authoritarian: 25,596thHealthiest Citizens: 26,418thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29,683rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 458th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 509th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 947th in the regionBest Weather: 964th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Dirtpile's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : United Dirtpile was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : United Dirtpile was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : United Dirtpile's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : United Dirtpile was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : United Dirtpile's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in United Dirtpile, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout United Dirtpile after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in United Dirtpile, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in United Dirtpile, even secular United Dirtpileans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
  • : Following new legislation in United Dirtpile, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".

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