The ɔıןqndǝᴚ ɔıʇɐɹɔoɯǝᗡ of United Chinese States is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kanzler unknown with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.658 billion Stateratis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dongjing. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Statesist economy, worth 358 trillion Sheuros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,330 Sheuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, religious education is a new government priority, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Chinese States's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is πism.

United Chinese States is ranked 265,188^th in the world and 1,157^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,492.49 Standard Monetary Units.