The Federal Empire of United Catman is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Catman the X with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.721 billion Catmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lozorus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.2%.

The powerhouse United Catmanian economy, worth 175 trillion Catman Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,853 Catman Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,669 per year while the poor average 25,899, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set, and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Catman's national animal is the Peregrine Cat Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catisum.

United Catman is ranked 50,132^nd in the world and 1^st in Catman Union for Largest Governments, scoring 22.41 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.