The Theocratic Democracy of Union of the Orklanders is a massive, genial nation, ruled by SG15 with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.465 billion Orklanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hantonin City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orklander economy, worth 264 trillion Eipzens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,197 Eipzens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups, the nation has chosen not to live in interesting times, and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Union of the Orklanders's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Union of the Orklanders is ranked 52,015^th in the world and 32^nd in Union of Christian Nations for Highest Average Incomes, with 107,197.03 Standard Monetary Units.