The Lucky Dystopia of Union of Rossiya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grigori II with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.189 billion Rossiyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaya Moskva. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Rossii economy, worth a remarkable 6,144 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 320,196 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, and it's hunting season on loan sharks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Rossiya's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopian Cultism.

Union of Rossiya is ranked 6,824^th in the world and 42^nd in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 8,541.28 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.