The Republic of Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 545 million Eurasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Union of Eurasian Socialst Republicsian economy, worth 38.8 trillion People's Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 71,145 People's Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics is ranked 35,871^st in the world and 232^nd in Europe for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 6,359.28 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.