Population | 7.59 billion |
Capital | Pratalina |
Leader | Pablo Lee |
Faith | Personality Cult |
Currency | Pratan Ren |
Animal | Dog |
The Democratic People's Republic of Uniaostrelaprata is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pablo Lee with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.59 billion Pratans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pratalina. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Prataniano economy, worth a remarkable 1,466 trillion Pratan Rens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,254 Pratan Rens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uniaostrelaprata's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Personality Cult.
Uniaostrelaprata is ranked 37,041st in the world and 1st in Procyon Celti for Most Stationary, with 1,227.96721410048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Uniaostrelaprata, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Uniaostrelaprata, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Uniaostrelaprata, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Uniaostrelaprata, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Uniaostrelaprata, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Uniaostrelaprata, twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal.
- : Following new legislation in Uniaostrelaprata, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
- : Following new legislation in Uniaostrelaprata, Pablo Lee's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Uniaostrelaprata, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
- : Following new legislation in Uniaostrelaprata, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.