The Kingdom of Ultranationalist Spain is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.228 billion Ultranationalist Spainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ultranationalist Spainian economy, worth 672 trillion Pesetas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,024 Pesetas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 588,589 per year while the poor average 30,262, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

Pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, and the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Ultranationalist Spain's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ultranationalist Spain is ranked 15,934^th in the world and 1^st in Nationalist Europe for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,540.04 on the Societal Mobility Rating.