The Principality of Uioae is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ron Reagan's son Ronnie with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.203 billion Uioaeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sacramento. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Uioaean economy, worth 220 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,651 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, Ron Reagan's son Ronnie has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Uioae. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uioae's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Uioae is ranked 125,743^rd in the world and 2^nd in RMB for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.14 law-abiding acts per hour.