The United Socialist States of UFSSDR is a huge, safe nation, notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 489 million Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong UFSSDRian economy, worth 31.4 trillion Slavic Mark ₵s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 64,111 Slavic Mark ₵s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Soviets seem to be catching more chills, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, the new one Slavic Mark ₵ coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UFSSDR's national animal is the Eurasian Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UFSSDR is ranked 119,727^th in the world and 999^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 77.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.