The Free Land of Ueino is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 802 million Ueinoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aegirheim. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ueinoan economy, worth 38.5 trillion deeznuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,987 deeznuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, movie references are legally admissible in court, and Ueino has designated Aegirheim as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ueino's national animal is the Dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ueino is ranked 217,894^th in the world and 8,801^st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.