The Progressive Technocracy of Uchila Eru is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Adjama Santa with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 33.127 billion Uchila Eruians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palla. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Uchilian economy, worth a remarkable 8,446 trillion Lakoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,983 Lakoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Uchila Eru's national animal is the Tundra Mammoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Uchila Eru is ranked 1,531^st in the world and 27^th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 291 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.