The Baby shark of Tyrannical Porcupines United is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by turnip with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 6.96 billion carls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of city of capitals. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient carl economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion Deskers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,472 Deskers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and weather advisories predict sunshine with a chance of spontaneously combusting spacecraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tyrannical Porcupines United's national animal is the kookaburra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jeff Goldblum.

Tyrannical Porcupines United is ranked 3,830^th in the world and 4^th in The Black Hawks for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,412.54 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.