Population | 16.924 billion |
Capital | Novosibirsk |
Leader | Mark Lirakov |
Currency | Kirib |
Animal | Human |
The Mapmaking Nation of Tuvaltastan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mark Lirakov with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 16.924 billion Tuvalts are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosibirsk. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Tuvaltastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,434 trillion Kiribs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,780 Kiribs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Tuvalts into bankruptcy, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, and the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuvaltastan's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tuvaltastan is ranked 265,491st in the world and 4,637th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 12.7342974056 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tuvaltastan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
- : Tuvaltastan was endorsed by The Ancient Wasteland of East Malaysia.
- : Tuvaltastan was endorsed by The Holy Potato Democracy of Hieggary.
- : Tuvaltastan was endorsed by The Kingdom of Hunterdon.
- : Tuvaltastan was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : Tuvaltastan was endorsed by The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies.
- : Tuvaltastan was endorsed by The 妄想感傷代償連盟 の Queendom of of Hizuru.
- : Tuvaltastan was endorsed by The Al-Sha'ab of Empire of Dabiristan.
- : Tuvaltastan was endorsed by The Land Down Under of Merlovich.
- : Tuvaltastan was endorsed by The Hit me with your best pun of Dremaur.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » La Xinga, Troc, Dremaur, Merlovich, Empire of Dabiristan, Hizuru, Stellar Colonies, Vussul, Hunterdon, Hieggary, East Malaysia, and Grimmerdhore.