The Waldgängers 🌲🌲🌲 of Turulorszag is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.068 billion Turulyars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Welfare and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sárkány Vár. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The strong Turulorszagian economy, worth a remarkable 3,797 trillion Banana 🍌s a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,077 Banana 🍌s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turulorszag's national animal is the Golden Stag 🦌, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pan-Turkic Shamanism.

Turulorszag is ranked 265,610^th in the world and 14,470^th in Osiris for Most Conservative, scoring 34.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.