The Kingdom of Turtolen is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Victoria Leathen Seamore with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.508 billion Turtonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtonia. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Turtolenian economy, worth 93.2 trillion turtons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,783 turtons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, the family of Victoria Leathen Seamore bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtolen's national animal is the leather back sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Turtolen is ranked 42,289^th in the world and 1,875^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,402.95 on the Societal Mobility Rating.