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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,478thMost Influential: 2,187thSafest: 11,668th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Why would I be leader if i didn't know best?
Victoria Leathen Seamore
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.508 billion

LeaderVictoria Leathen Seamore

Animalleather back sea turtle

The Kingdom of Turtolen is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Victoria Leathen Seamore with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.508 billion Turtonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtonia. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Turtolenian economy, worth 93.2 trillion turtons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,783 turtons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, the family of Victoria Leathen Seamore bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtolen's national animal is the leather back sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Turtolen is ranked 42,289th in the world and 1,875th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,402.95 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,478thMost Influential: 2,187thTop
Safest: 11,668thTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,147thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,197thMost Pacifist: 12,341stBest Weather: 14,651stMost Inclusive: 16,829thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,486thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,477thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,240thHealthiest Citizens: 22,908thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,649th
Safest: 672nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 694th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 699th in the regionMost Pacifist: 735th in the regionMost Influential: 806th in the regionBest Weather: 819th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 856th in the regionMost Inclusive: 973rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 994th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turtolen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtolen, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtolen, the family of Victoria Leathen Seamore bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtolen, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtolen, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Turtolen was endorsed by The Empire of Uzbek Khan.
  • : Turtolen was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
  • : Turtolen was endorsed by The Holy Red Monster of Mon Island.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtolen, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program.
  • : Following new legislation in Turtolen, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 153 » Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Corfad, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Siwale, Ethnon, Guer Aike, Hamerica, El Fiji Grande, Pallaith, Empy, Koda-Land, Zzozona, Brucklania, Highton Islands, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Lakemba, Frances Francis the First of France, Newpromisedland, Clan Spaniel, Omnistria, Dabarastan, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Orado, North Bratislava, Sikol, Daiz, Territorio di Nessuno, Prydania, Kranostav, Kocherian, Ravendi, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sundred, Wineclaw, Libertania Democratica, Interdimensional Zone, Former English Colony, Fauzjhia, Xipher, 1 very fast endotarter, Kragsgale, Selfgradatude, Valentine Z, Simone Republic, Xagill, and 103 others.Amerian States, The Calabash Protectorate, Illusia and Neverendia, Sil Dorsett, Seanat, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Feelonia, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Napnomadia, U S Eh, Runeda, McMasterdonia, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Shadowrik, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Outer Shenendoah, The Iron Lions, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, Merconitonitopia, Republica Guilleana, Draconian Progression, Madjack, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Wilkshire, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Pytong, Yokciq Empire, Seenvorland, TyGerria, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Innocentic, Venicea, PEG, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, WeKnow, Maratabat, Sevinland, Loutsland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Nodnarb, Yellops, Climeria, Seijitsu, Colfes, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Xentherida, Planes, His Enduring Majesty, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Star Kingdom, Nalver And, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Gondwanaia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Dangine, Maott, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Wapistan, Travislavania, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Tyirza, Super Girl, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Alexander the Magnus, Mon Island, Siberian Workforce, and Uzbek Khan.