The Holy Incorruptible Tsardom of TURTLESHROOM II is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tsars Outtacountry and Vacant and Wip with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 21.653 billion TurtleShroomers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesboro. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient TurtleShroomian economy, worth a remarkable 9,658 trillion Scrips a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 446,072 Scrips, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURTLESHROOM II's national animal is the Nangnang, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

TURTLESHROOM II is ranked 27,567^th in the world and 4^th in Valkia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,281.47 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.