The Democratic Republic of Turcijia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 415 million Turcijians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asenanthiyye. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Turcijian economy, worth 30.4 trillion Turci Levras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,231 Turci Levras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Asenanthiyye generates millions of views, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Turcijia, the newest shade developed by Turcijia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turcijia's national animal is the Bozkurt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turcijia is ranked 69,112^th in the world and 10^th in The Khamen Union for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,593.71 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.