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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 47thMost Advanced Public Education: 63rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 74th
The Sylvan Hivə of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Not only doəs God play dicə, thə dicə arə loadəd.
Chairman Shəng-ji Yang
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Turbeaux

Population14.181 billion

CapitalNacəllə
LeaderChairman Shəng-ji Yang
FaithQuantum Məchanics

Currencygluon
Animalmind worm

The Sylvan Hivə of Turbeaux is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Shəng-ji Yang with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.181 billion Transhumans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacəllə. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sylvan economy, worth a remarkable 6,146 trillion gluons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 433,415 gluons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, bike rage is all the rage, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turbeaux's national animal is the mind worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quantum Məchanics.

Turbeaux is ranked 10,570th in the world and 30th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 2,277.1885773206 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 47thMost Advanced Public Education: 63rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 74thLargest Welfare Programs: 158thHighest Drug Use: 167thMost Rebellious Youth: 213thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 261stMost Influential: 316thHighest Crime Rates: 327thMost Valuable International Artwork: 327thHighest Poor Incomes: 348thRudest Citizens: 374thLargest Information Technology Sector: 378thLargest Black Market: 401stMost Beautiful Environments: 474thMost Armed: 487thMost Inclusive: 533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 665thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 670thHighest Average Incomes: 799thHighest Food Quality: 923rdFattest Citizens: 940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,004thLargest Governments: 1,103rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,266thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,398thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,451stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,480thSmartest Citizens: 1,483rdMost Secular: 1,507thNicest Citizens: 1,538thMost Cultured: 1,566thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,634thMost Efficient Economies: 1,693rdBest Weather: 1,712thHighest Economic Output: 2,297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,773rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,718thNudest: 4,952ndMost Pacifist: 8,029thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,118thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,168thMost Stationary: 10,570thLargest Retail Industry: 12,536thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,466thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,409thMost Politically Free: 26,127thLargest Populations: 28,629th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the region

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