The Social Republic of Tsikretazia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.113 billion Tsikretazians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Tsikretazian economy, worth 139 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 125,312 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsikretazia's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Tsikretazia is ranked 28,117th in the world and 48th in Sophia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 63,784.17 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tsikretazia, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Tsikretazia, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families.
- : Following new legislation in Tsikretazia, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
- : Following new legislation in Tsikretazia, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Following new legislation in Tsikretazia, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
- : Following new legislation in Tsikretazia, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Tsikretazia, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : Following new legislation in Tsikretazia, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
- : Following new legislation in Tsikretazia, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : Following new legislation in Tsikretazia, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
