The Republic of Truth Talk is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and ritual sacrifices. The cynical, devout population of 4.935 billion Truth Talkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truth Talk Town. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Truth Talkian economy, worth 568 trillion Only the Truths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,162 Only the Truths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truth Talk's national animal is the Animals that Do Not Lie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Truth Talk is ranked 37,758^th in the world and 78^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Governments, scoring 25 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.