The VICTORIOUS EMPIRE of Trump Almighty is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, triple-decker prams, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.2 billion Trump Worshippers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty economy, worth 511 trillion VICTORY WALLS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 121,826 VICTORY WALLS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 594,902 per year while the poor average 14,344, a ratio of 41.5 to 1.

Mostly women are seen and not heard, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, public urination is on the increase, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Supreme Holy Emperor Donald Jesus Trump's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Trump Almighty's national animal is the VICTORY SQUID, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Trump Cult.

Trump Almighty is ranked 35,425^th in the world and 4^th in Groland for Most Patriotic, with 39.53 flags saluted per person per day.