The Fish of Troutport is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.152 billion fishers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The strong fishing economy, worth 239 trillion fish a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 57,780 fish, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Troutport's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Troutport is ranked 215,366^th in the world and 58^th in Mrs Doubtfire for Safest, scoring 43.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.