The Constitutional Monarchy of Troph Evinia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Franklïn with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.563 billion Trophèns are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clamouthė. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Troph Evinian economy, worth 270 trillion Trophès a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,716 Trophès, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Franklïn, and tourists call Troph Evinian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troph Evinia's national animal is the White Dotted Chinchilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LOL.

Troph Evinia is ranked 212,576^th in the world and 8,897^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.23 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.