The Empire of Tronitaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Werner Karlson Von Essenburg XII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.622 billion Tronitarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skargness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.7%.

The all-consuming Tronitarian economy, worth 170 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,965 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and Emperor Werner Karlson Von Essenburg XII's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tronitaria's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tronitaria is ranked 142,896^th in the world and 6,552^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.61 law-abiding acts per hour.