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Rudest Citizens: 4th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th
The United Corporations of
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Trol Industry

Population12.608 billion

CapitalWall Street
Leader🏦🏦
Faith💸💸💸

Currency💲💲
AnimalSteam engine

The United Corporations of Trol Industry is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 🏦🏦 with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.608 billion Workers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wall Street. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalist economy, worth a remarkable 7,245 trillion 💲💲s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 574,635 💲💲s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,768,934 per year while the poor average 34,306, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trol Industry's national animal is the Steam engine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 💸💸💸.

Trol Industry is ranked 2,213th in the world and 16th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 117.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thLargest Gambling Industry: 19thFattest Citizens: 21stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31stMost Armed: 32ndLargest Retail Industry: 34thHighest Crime Rates: 36thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51stMost Avoided: 57thHighest Disposable Incomes: 61stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 118thLargest Insurance Industry: 131stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 133rdHighest Average Incomes: 134thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 138thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 154thMost Rebellious Youth: 206thLargest Mining Sector: 216thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 242ndMost Corrupt Governments: 270thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 287thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 308thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 615thHighest Economic Output: 689thMost Efficient Economies: 1,345thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,580thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,932ndHighest Drug Use: 2,213thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,303rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,808thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,265thLargest Black Market: 6,402ndMost Politically Free: 6,567thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,791stMost Pro-Market: 7,423rdMost Secular: 7,506thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7,942ndMost Stationary: 8,250thMost Extreme: 9,170thMost Influential: 12,118thLargest Populations: 14,433rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionMost Politically Free: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Stationary: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 52nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 68th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trol Industry, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Trol Industry, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Trol Industry, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Trol Industry, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Trol Industry, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
  • : Following new legislation in Trol Industry, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Trol Industry, the nation leads Europe for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Trol Industry, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Trol Industry, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Trol Industry, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.

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