The Grant of Troia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Troy's shrew population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.194 billion Troians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borgòrinna di Norremaque. The average income tax rate is 16.4%.

The Troian economy, worth 807 trillion livroes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 46,973 livroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Troia has designated Borgòrinna di Norremaque as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Troia in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Troia's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troia's national animal is the Troy's shrew, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Troia is ranked 210,973^rd in the world and 127^th in Grant for Most Primitive, scoring -80.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.