The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 47.509 billion Trixmonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 39,588 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 833,288 ISSP Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,942,108 per year while the poor average 64,673, a ratio of 76.4 to 1.

Endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", and rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.

Trixmonia is ranked 76^th in the world and 2^nd in Scandinavia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 23,604.67 on the Hickory Productivity Index.