The Constitutionnal Republic of Triskelia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the Autarch Armand Caespian with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.8 billion Triskelians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalthis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Triskelian economy, worth 351 trillion Czerkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 195,183 Czerkas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 684,846 per year while the poor average 40,352, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

A spy for a spy makes the whole world less radioactive, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, highway rest stops are stocking up on fallout scrubbing kits, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triskelia's national animal is the Raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tetrakist Christianity.

Triskelia is ranked 37,679^th in the world and 9^th in MHBs New Earth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.38 law-abiding acts per hour.