The Empire of Triregna is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Gal with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.482 billion Triregnans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marmor. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triregnan economy, worth 216 trillion koins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,287 koins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The atmosphere in Triregnan boardrooms is turning more gay, Triregna's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, every week is blindness awareness week, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triregna's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Triregna is ranked 5,918^th in the world and 295^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 146.99 cheeks turned per day.