Population | 12.934 billion |
Capital | Korriam |
Leader | Great Leader Markus Dage Kendral |
Faith | Violetism and Kraxxism |
Currency | Smiths |
Animal | parrot |
The Devout Great Dystopia of Traxitaula is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Great Leader Markus Dage Kendral with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.934 billion Traxitaulans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korriam. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Traxitaulan economy, worth a remarkable 1,953 trillion Smiths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 151,029 Smiths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, Traxitaulans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traxitaula's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism and Kraxxism.
Traxitaula is ranked 156,345th in the world and 3,122nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 138.258071237 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Traxitaula, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
- : Traxitaula's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Traxitaula, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang.
- : Traxitaula was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 5% for Most Income Equality.
- : Traxitaula was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Traxitaula, Traxitaulans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Traxitaula, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
- : Traxitaula was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Traxitaula was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Traxitaula was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.