Population | 656 million |
Currency | Monster |
Animal | Blähaj |
The Democratic States of Transistan2 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 656 million Transistan2ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Transistan2ian economy, worth 42.9 trillion Monsters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Basket Weaving. Average income is 65,462 Monsters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transistan2's national animal is the Blähaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Transistan2 is ranked 14,057th in the world and 366th in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 3,935 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Transistan2 was endorsed by The Technocratic Federation of Laudesia.
- : Following new legislation in Transistan2, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production.
- : Following new legislation in Transistan2, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Transistan2, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
- : Following new legislation in Transistan2, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Transistan2, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Transistan2 was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Transistan2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Transistan2, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Transistan2, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 22 » Bhang Bhang Duc, Shevet, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Mediobogdum, Isachile Tum, Varanius, Fujai, Wickedly evil people, Hongg Kong, Apexiala, Algueneia, Newgratia, NewIberia, Corbeil, Willow Gate, Guitermot, Dilber, All European nations, Sorprendente, Xanderstan, Elegarth, and Laudesia.