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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,487thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,257thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,181st
The Democratic States of
Left-wing Utopia
To Become is to Be
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Transistan2

Population656 million

CurrencyMonster
AnimalBlähaj

The Democratic States of Transistan2 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 656 million Transistan2ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Transistan2ian economy, worth 42.9 trillion Monsters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Basket Weaving. Average income is 65,462 Monsters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transistan2's national animal is the Blähaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Transistan2 is ranked 14,057th in the world and 366th in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 3,935 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,487thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,257thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,181stLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,824thMost Pacifist: 10,432ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,959thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,399thNicest Citizens: 11,689thBest Weather: 11,708thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,884thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,727thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,747thMost Influential: 14,057thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,316thMost Inclusive: 14,617thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,287thTop
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Safest: 17,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,805thHighest Food Quality: 19,656thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,735thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,256thHealthiest Citizens: 24,934thMost Secular: 25,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,799thMost Income Equality: 25,934thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,143rdSmartest Citizens: 30,291st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 141st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 147th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 180th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 191st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Pacifist: 208th in the regionNicest Citizens: 213th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 228th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 229th in the regionBest Weather: 233rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 245th in the regionMost Inclusive: 259th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 266th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 295th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 305th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 308th in the regionSafest: 319th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 328th in the regionMost Influential: 366th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Transistan2 was endorsed by The Technocratic Federation of Laudesia.
  • : Following new legislation in Transistan2, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production.
  • : Following new legislation in Transistan2, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Following new legislation in Transistan2, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Transistan2, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Transistan2, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Transistan2 was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Transistan2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Transistan2, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Transistan2, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.

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