The Fractured Hives of Traikupi is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sovereign Kapezi the Captious with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.06 billion Traikupians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sohnka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Traikupian economy, worth 138 trillion Mkuwas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,124 Mkuwas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,833 per year while the poor average 2,828, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Traikupi has designated Sohnka as its capital city, Sovereign Kapezi the Captious has just been declared ruler of Traikupi in an international press conference, and Kupurekan Assimilation has been named as Traikupi's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Traikupi's national animal is the Kupureka, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Kupurekan Assimilation.

Traikupi is ranked 259,817^th in the world and 20^th in United Confederation of Planets for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 816.3 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.