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Most Patriotic: 6,120thMost Armed: 7,111thMost Authoritarian: 12,366th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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TPNW Card Farm 6

Population2.488 billion

Currencybaht
Animalunicorn

The Republic of TPNW Card Farm 6 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.488 billion TPNW Card Farm 6ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient TPNW Card Farm 6ian economy, worth 358 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,000 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and TPNW Card Farm 6ian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TPNW Card Farm 6's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

TPNW Card Farm 6 is ranked 131,133rd in the world and 17th in TPN Puppets for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,980.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Patriotic: 6,120thMost Armed: 7,111thMost Authoritarian: 12,366thMost Developed: 15,894thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,767thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,253rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,142ndLongest Average Lifespans: 21,780thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,070thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,781stHealthiest Citizens: 25,503rdHighest Average Incomes: 27,908thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,135thSmartest Citizens: 30,274thLowest Crime Rates: 30,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 31,380thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31,550thMost Corrupt Governments: 32,040thMost Efficient Economies: 32,545thMost Scientifically Advanced: 32,587thLargest Governments: 33,200thMost Inclusive: 33,323rdMost Subsidized Industry: 34,607th
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TPNW Card Farm 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in TPNW Card Farm 6, TPNW Card Farm 6ian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in TPNW Card Farm 6, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in TPNW Card Farm 6, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in TPNW Card Farm 6, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in TPNW Card Farm 6, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in TPNW Card Farm 6, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
  • : Following new legislation in TPNW Card Farm 6, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
  • : Following new legislation in TPNW Card Farm 6, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in TPNW Card Farm 6, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.

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