Population | 45.109 billion |
Capital | Montmartre |
Leader | Henri Marie Raymond |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | euro |
Animal | lion |
The Tranquility of Toulouse-Lautrec is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Henri Marie Raymond with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.109 billion Toulouse-Lautrecians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montmartre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Toulouse-Lautrecian economy, worth a remarkable 5,018 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,249 euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toulouse-Lautrec's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Toulouse-Lautrec is ranked 1,380th in the world and 30th in Nederland for Most Stationary, with 4,351.70554824 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Toulouse-Lautrec, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in Toulouse-Lautrec, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
- : Following new legislation in Toulouse-Lautrec, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.
- : Following new legislation in Toulouse-Lautrec, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
- : Following new legislation in Toulouse-Lautrec, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Toulouse-Lautrec is a bit more equal than the others.
- : Following new legislation in Toulouse-Lautrec, economics is a shrinking field.
- : Following new legislation in Toulouse-Lautrec, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters.
- : Following new legislation in Toulouse-Lautrec, there's more pink stuff on sale these days.
- : Following new legislation in Toulouse-Lautrec, cities in Toulouse-Lautrec declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in Toulouse-Lautrec, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.