The Disputed Territories of TOTALLY NOT VINCENT DRAKE is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 11.9 billion TOTALLY NOT VINCENT DRAKEians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish TOTALLY NOT VINCENT DRAKEian economy, worth 253 trillion Totally not Darkspawn Kill Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,299 Totally not Darkspawn Kill Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TOTALLY NOT VINCENT DRAKE's national animal is the Totally not Darkspawn.

TOTALLY NOT VINCENT DRAKE is ranked 132,797^th in the world and 2^nd in The Great Empire of Phryzenia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.47 law-abiding acts per hour.