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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,267thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,042nd
The Generic Brand Version of
Corporate Bordello
Bona Fide Unicorns, and that's a Promise!
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Totally a Real Unicorn

Population2.039 billion

CapitalAuthentic Unicorn Pastures
LeaderAn Actual Honest to God Unicorn
FaithWe Promise it's Real Unicorn Magic

CurrencySuper-Legit Unicorn Horn
AnimalCompletely Genuine Unicorn

The Generic Brand Version of Totally a Real Unicorn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by An Actual Honest to God Unicorn with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.039 billion Totally a Real Unicornians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Authentic Unicorn Pastures. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The powerhouse Totally a Real Unicornian economy, worth 144 trillion Super-Legit Unicorn Horns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 71,084 Super-Legit Unicorn Horns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,627 per year while the poor average 6,719, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Totally a Real Unicornian politics is literally a blood sport, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, An Actual Honest to God Unicorn has just been declared ruler of Totally a Real Unicorn in an international press conference, and We Promise it's Real Unicorn Magic has been named as Totally a Real Unicorn's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Totally a Real Unicorn's national animal is the Completely Genuine Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is We Promise it's Real Unicorn Magic.

Totally a Real Unicorn is ranked 19,514th in the world and 3rd in Shinka for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 57.54 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Gambling Industry: 2,267thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,042ndTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,080thMost Avoided: 17,887thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,959thMost Pro-Market: 18,087thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,514thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,216thHighest Crime Rates: 23,843rd
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the region

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