The Not m8 hatter of Topgb 2 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working population of 1.193 billion Topgb 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The Topgb 2ian economy, worth 55.6 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 46,566 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topgb 2's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Topgb 2 is ranked 183,503^rd in the world and 60^th in MJT for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.