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Largest Populations: 607thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,434thLargest Retail Industry: 1,618th
The Malo Sa'oloto Tuto'atasi of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Fa'avae i le Atua Samoa
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tongatapu

Population43.408 billion

CapitalApia
LeaderFa'a Samoa
FaithBell of the compressed gas cylinder

Currencytala
Animalporpoise

The Malo Sa'oloto Tuto'atasi of Tongatapu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fa'a Samoa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.408 billion Tongatapuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tongatapuan economy, worth a remarkable 7,078 trillion tala a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,074 tala, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 482,018 per year while the poor average 43,360, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing, there's a bustling black market for vegetables, and net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tongatapu's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bell of the compressed gas cylinder.

Tongatapu is ranked 43,104th in the world and 10th in United Nations for Most Stationary, with 1,030.58383348148 days.

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Largest Populations: 607thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,434thLargest Retail Industry: 1,618thHighest Economic Output: 1,772ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,223rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,316thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,278thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,717thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,385thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,319thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,946thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,338thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,509thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,041stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,673rdMost Influential: 11,233rdBest Weather: 12,839thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,301stSmartest Citizens: 14,433rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,198thLowest Crime Rates: 17,578thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,827thHighest Average Incomes: 17,935thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,972ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,372ndLargest Governments: 20,515thMost Secular: 22,649thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,360thMost Authoritarian: 29,264th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tongatapu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent.
  • : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, there's a bustling black market for vegetables.
  • : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
  • : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, all guns must be registered.
  • : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
  • : Following new legislation in Tongatapu, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.

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