Population | 4.304 billion |
Capital | Stronghold |
Leader | Consult Sophe Tali |
Faith | Tanism |
Currency | Hada |
Animal | Kajii Blue Falcon |
The United Military Empire of Tokaj is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Consult Sophe Tali with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.304 billion Tokajiis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stronghold. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Tokajii economy, worth 549 trillion Hadas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,685 Hadas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mathematicians are hated by children across the country, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Tokajii roads, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tokaj's national animal is the Kajii Blue Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tanism.
Tokaj is ranked 185,232nd in the world and 4,327th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 70.40768410572 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tokaj, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
- : Following new legislation in Tokaj, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Tokajii roads.
- : Following new legislation in Tokaj, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in Tokaj, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
- : Following new legislation in Tokaj, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in Tokaj, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis.
- : Following new legislation in Tokaj, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Tokaj Blood Tithe.
- : Tokaj was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Tokaj, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Consult Sophe Tali's rear echelons.
- : Following new legislation in Tokaj, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.