The Great Republic of Togsland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chris Cornell with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.974 billion Togslandics enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toglinn. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Togslandic economy, worth 309 trillion Togs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,024 Togs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Togsland's national animal is the Togslandic Schmoney Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jampterism.

Togsland is ranked 179,542^nd in the world and 1,032^nd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 8.05 flags saluted per person per day.