Population | 68 million |
Currency | Toddbucks |
Animal | QC tester |
The Most Serene Republic of Todd Howardism is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 68 million Toddists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.
The strong Todd Howardismian economy, worth 4.39 trillion Toddbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,486 Toddbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
New legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Leader", comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Todd Howardism's national animal is the QC tester, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Todd Howardism is ranked 84,745th in the world and 8th in The Anduavas for Most Conservative, scoring 69 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Todd Howardism's influence in The Anduavas fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Todd Howardism was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Corponational ConglomerateŽ of Colboria, curing 1 million infected.
- : Todd Howardism was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Matriarchy of Bubulubu, curing 1 million infected.
- : Todd Howardism was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Technocratic Collective of Anduava, curing 1 million infected.
- : Todd Howardism was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Republic of Unistatsia, curing 1 million infected.
- : Todd Howardism was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Corponational ConglomerateŽ of Colboria, curing 1 million infected.
- : Todd Howardism was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Matriarchy of Bubulubu, curing 1 million infected.
- : Todd Howardism was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Technocratic Collective of Anduava, curing 1 million infected.
- : Todd Howardism was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Republic of Unistatsia, curing 1 million infected.
- : Todd Howardism's influence in The Anduavas fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".