The Federation of Tobermorys Wrench is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.8 billion Tobermorys Wrenchians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Tobermorys Wrenchian economy, worth 650 trillion Wrenches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,854 Wrenches, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,272 per year while the poor average 3,592, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tobermorys Wrench's national animal is the Tobermory, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tobermorys Wrench is ranked 313,570^th in the world and 989^th in Chicken overlords for Most Conservative, scoring 6.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.