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Most Authoritarian: 331stMost Income Equality: 817thMost Conservative: 1,028th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Peace and Justice
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tjeker

Population134 million

Currencybaht
Animalporpoise

The Republic of Tjeker is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 134 million Tjekerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The imploded Tjekerian economy, worth 889 billion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 6,638 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ghost regiments exist only on paper, citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tjeker's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tjeker is ranked 100,695th in the world and 195th in UEPU for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.

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Most Authoritarian: 331stMost Income Equality: 817thMost Conservative: 1,028thMost Extreme: 1,439thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,719thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 28,578th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tjeker's influence in UEPU rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Tjeker, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Tjeker, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Tjeker, citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Tjeker, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Tjeker's influence in UEPU rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Tjeker's influence in UEPU rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Tjeker was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality, Most Conservative, Most Extreme, and Most Authoritarian and the Top 5% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Tjeker's influence in UEPU rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Tjeker, euthanasia is illegal.

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