Population | 12.72 billion |
Capital | Yodle City |
Leader | Emperor Wuff |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | zombie |
The Blue Holy Republic of Titans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working population of 12.72 billion Titansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 31.7%.
The thriving Titansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,643 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", a doomsday device lies untouched in a public park (Titans has found 3 easter eggs), Titansians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titans's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Titans is ranked 88,415th in the world and 57th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Stationary, with 514.93392044208 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Titans, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Titans, Titansians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
- : Following new legislation in Titans, a doomsday device lies untouched in a public park (Titans has found 3 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Titans, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
- : Following new legislation in Titans, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
- : Titans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Titans, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in Titans, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations.
- : Titans was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Titans, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.