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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 6th
The Fielzão of
New York Times Democracy
Timão Eô!
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Superb

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Timao

Population36.262 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.262 billion Corinthians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,159 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 225,009 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corinthians struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 230,451st in the world and 5th in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Primitive, scoring -1307.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 6thNicest Citizens: 7thBest Weather: 8thMost Pacifist: 10thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thHighest Food Quality: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19thSmartest Citizens: 19thMost Rebellious Youth: 20thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29thHighest Average Tax Rates: 32ndMost Inclusive: 38thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56thMost Cultured: 68thLargest Governments: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 92ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 116thMost Advanced Public Education: 118thLargest Welfare Programs: 147thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 189thMost Stationary: 228thSafest: 367thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 369thMost Scientifically Advanced: 372ndHighest Economic Output: 786thLargest Populations: 1,021stLowest Crime Rates: 1,324thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,345thMost Influential: 1,653rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,239thTop
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Most Secular: 3,277thHighest Average Incomes: 4,834thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,467th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : Timao was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, Corinthians struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Timao voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safety Regulations for Trade Route Canals".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.

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