The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.83 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 11,482 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 261,985 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Timaoan grocery store, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 183^rd in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Secular, with 99.32 Atheism Rate.